Late Playoff NBA Basketball and things are getting exciting. The Suns and Lakers are all tied up in the West at 2 a piece and the Magic have crawled out of a 3-0 hole to make it 3-2 transforming themselves from scrubs to Clark Kent's. Time out. Really? The presence or absence of glasses makes a person appear as two different people? Anyone got a way to transport me into Metropolis? I got a burglar disguise that would fool supercomputers.
