Joey Chestnut won the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest
this weekend and once again proudly represented his heritage.
The 4th of July is awesome.
This holiday remembers the day when the spirit of "damn the man" was born in this country, the day our forefathers proclaimed to the world "taxes suck!" (and something about representation, or something), the day we, as a country, first laced up our ass-kicking boots!
Not to mention the fact that it's a federal holiday where you're required by law to ingest as much barbeque and beer as possible.
